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Everything Was Beautiful, And Nothing Hurt.

Here Come The Bombs   Sparkling Life   

"Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves. For the goodman is not at home, he is gone on a long journey." [Proverbs 7:18-19]

21. English Major. Art Historian. Nervous about the future but trying to look forward to a better tomorrow.

I'm on a life journey, come along for the ride.

Note to self: Why did you think that this partner project was going to end up any differently? Of course you end up doing the whole project on your own yet again. Next time heartily encourage single person projects and never partner up with this asshole again. 

— 2 weeks ago with 3 notes
#college  #group projects 
"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants."
Isaac Newton
— 2 months ago with 4 notes
#Isaac Newton  #Newton  #Standing on the shoulders of giants  #college  #linguistics paper 

Just thought I would relate my Brothers Karamazov paper to the death of my pet fish. No biggie. 

— 2 months ago
#Yup  #Moby will live on  #Brothers Karamazov  #college  #school  #I've reach the point in the quarter where I don't give a crap 
That Awkward Moment When…

You find out your entire paycheck is all gone even though it’s only been in your bank account for 3 seconds. 

— 2 months ago with 3 notes
#Welp  #I'm poor even though I'm working 20 hours a paycheck  #school  #college  #So this is what adulthood feels like 

The United States of America on college education

Student:I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA:YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student:I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA:HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student:I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA:YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
— 3 months ago with 135512 notes
#this is too true!  #too real!  #college 

If I get through this next year alive, it will be an act of God. 

— 8 months ago with 1 note
#no sarcasm  #I am scared  #I am freaking out  #college