"Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves. For the goodman is not at home, he is gone on a long journey." [Proverbs 7:18-19]
21. English Major. Art Historian. Nervous about the future but trying to look forward to a better tomorrow.
|Student:||I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.|
|USA:||YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.|
|Student:||I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.|
|USA:||HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.|
|Student:||I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.|
|USA:||YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.|