Everything Was Beautiful, And Nothing Hurt.: Archive

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“She’s so hot, she makes me sexist. Bitch.”

– Bret (via fauxintelligentleanne)

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You're killing me Smalls!

Ham Porter: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more?
Scotty Smalls: Some more of what?
Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s'more?
Scotty Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?
Ham Porter: You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Alright, now pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good!

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